HELLOOOOO? That's my ass.

BOOHOOHOO! ):

2007-10-31T22:18:00.000-07:00

YO! Hello again, dwarfs.

-waves at adoring crowds of bearded shorties in polka-dotted Captain Underpants undies-

Updated - PROPERLY - 'cus I didn't want to be accused by some BLAAAC- [NOTHING!] of cheating her feeelings. AWWWH(: And she's supposedly a lil' innocent girl.

My ass she's innocent. Or LITTLE.

ANW! Just got scalped yesterday. Think I can gain admission to Catholic High. I've booked my place for next year! So there. Betcha you girls can't beat me to it.

AHHHH, my hair sucks like a sucker. Help help help. A sucker is a baby plant. Tell me I'm right.

-chokes on saliva dripping down from eyes-

Oo-er, that does sound wrong.

Ohoh, I've a story for everyone!

-curtsies modestly to thundering applause-

Here I go. XD

-AHEMMMMM!-

Once upon a timeeee, where dinosaurs roamed the earth, pads aint invented yet and men had the boobies, &wore bras made of coconut leaves.

There lived a monstrously beautiful princess. [Hear hear, what irony!]
Her name was.. Allie.

&It was time for her to reproduce. [HAHAHA.]

And so so, Prince Jere and Prince Alv from Crapland and Lameshire asked for her hand.

And Allie has no idea who loved her for HER, not just because she resembled er, Allie.

Uh, they lived happily ever after, drinking teas made of bubbles and dancing Can-can with Damien the horse all day.

Sorry for the abrupt ending. Blame Allie 'cus she is still dwadling. MAKE A MOVE, LASS! Haha, trust me on this - guys are asses.

BIG-TIME.

"I HEART DWARFS!"

-Quote from Oliver, elephatine Lilliput resident

P.S: Oliver, who is a bastard, is Gulliver's son. :X

Happy, Ganesh?

2007-10-10T06:08:00.001-07:00

Updated.

Stabbing at a piece of orange - CK:)))

2007-09-14T09:03:00.000-07:00

Whoa, ex-e3 students really rocks. I don't know what to say about their.. pets. Uh, yeah!

Hahahaha. Sorrie la, haven't been updating regularly. You know I'm real busy. With homework. -examines pedicured toes-

Nah, totally joking.

I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! Weeeeeeeee~ Ya know, if 3e3 has a dance, and that'd so be the theme. Imagine Ganesh shaking her abundant booty to the beat. Hyahya. Urgh, I feel sick alrd.

Sucky, I'm feeling horrigible, and i don't know why. Maybe it's the bug.

ANYWAY, TODAY IS CK'S BIRTHDAY! Those who haven't bought her a present, you better get your asses on right now. If not.. well, that's what Jingen's for. ;DDD

Mr Lee's gone now. I feel tremendously relieved. BUT, i still hate Physics. Yuck!

AHHHHHHHHHH.

What time is it? ;P

Uh.. September Holiday Resoution?

2007-09-01T05:36:00.001-07:00

Ohkay.

I've decided on it, &I really hope that I can keep it.

I've decided to be a faithful Christian, not to do things that would not honour God. Somebody should know what I'm talking about. ARGHHH. I hate all those scares, all those false alarms. To stop all that, is to avoid. Simple.

ALRIGHT! Long time no see. Literally la. Imagine seeing Fangli's watermelons staring at me now. -freaks out-

Hehe, I was just joking. Anyway, nothing much happened. Just got food poisoning on last Friday. Whew. Some people should just take Design & Technology, &save us ALLLLLLLLOT of diarrhoea.

Wednesday was our inter-class volleyball competition. We got 3rd, as it was with the tug-of-war. We say it's the 3e3 curse. THREE, get it?

-laughs retardedly-

Teacher's Day was a total fiasco. They even got airplane service! "Would you like the F&N Orange or the apple juice?" But the finale, the Umbrella part was nice ah. Firman, the furry guy with lotsa fur, was totally Charlie Chaplin. With an umbrella. I won't elaborate.

Rewind to Thursday, which is result slip day! We had to bring our portfolio and everyth. Inside, we need to have at least our 2007 CA1 and SA1 result slips. &you've got it, Cherissa has only her CA1 slip. God knows where her SA1 slip flew to. You should have seen those enthu-ed people; their portfolio was crammed with so many certificates and achievements, my eyes glazed over.

Uh, Mr Chin, sorry for not participating in Maths Olympiad. It's not like you guys gave me a chance to shine in Mathematics. Just kidding. :D

English: 68.9 [B3]

Chinese: 72.4 [A2]

A.Math: 81.6 [A1!] (Shijie, watch out!)

E.Math: 71.0 [A2]

Biology: 61.8 [B4]

Chemistry: 80.8 [A1]

Physics: 69.8 [B3]

Combined Humanities (S,H): 77.5

Whoa, like hello, i got top in level for combined humanities. Wonder what was Matthew doing. Totally expected him to get the highest. Surprise, surprise. &I'm top in class for English! Weeeeeeeeee~

Didn't mean to be so bhb. XD Pardon me.

After that, ahgong&I rushed to Chiewkei's house. To do the stupid Flash project, of course. I think I grew about 100white hairs per minute while I was figuring out how to add a motion tween. URGH. Anyway, I perservered while Chiewkei passed out unconscious on her sofa. Pathetic. Oops.

Back to Friday. Had our class party, which was er, banana with chocolate &grapes. Alright, kudos to KAHHUI, my honeydew! She's Orange Juice's Guava Juice now. Heeeeeeeees.

We went volleyball-ing, paiseh-ed ourselves by yelling "NEXT TEAM!", lost the game, and Jingwei pissed all of us off. Especially the exceptionally spunky girl from 3e1, who told him off. She's damn cool ah!

Bowling! Mr Lee treated all of us - Henry, CK, ahgong, mommie, me. Mr Lee was the pro there. Sucky. He's a real lovely man, but abit of an AhBeng. Heh heh. He's also terrified of Mr Chin. His shirt was tucked out after volleyball and Jingwei was like, "Mr Chin behind!", then he immediately tucked in. AND THAT WAS FAST.

Alrighty, I smell chicken wings. That's my cue. PEACE!

I HEART YOU!:)))

I'm not the SOTONG of the SOTONGS.

2007-08-19T06:01:00.002-07:00

Namely, Alvin Tan Aik Hao.

We were at Khatib, Block 800, &we've just finished giving out flyers for church. It was, to say the least, bone-tiring.

The hero rejected a ride to Northpoint from WZ uncle, reached Khatib MRT before realising that he, in fact, is not in Yishun, and that the four-storey building is not Northpoint. I mean, there's New York Pizza!

Ooh, how clever. XD

I had to type this twice, because my exceptionally bright sister took over my computer and terrorised my MSN. God-knows-why, she typed a link in the box. AND CILKCED ON IT. Oh man, I'm so mad that I cannot type properly. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

The rest is history.

Dedicated to the beautiful tree in the forest!

2007-08-17T04:53:00.001-07:00

MEISIU WEARS PAMPERS! HYAHYAHYA(:

Uh-uh. I know it's dumb. But I literally promised her a full coverage. In my dictionary, that means one sentence. And I vaguely remember something about Deddy.

;DDD